Hi, I’m Sam. I reblog stuff. Here be Food pornAvatar (TLA and Korra)Wheel of TimeAvengersPokemonDoctor Who FireflyAnd whatever else amuses me at the time.Tumblr (3.0; @myspacebarbroke)http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/52910212396/if-you-cut-your-pizza-into-really-small-pizzas-you">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53367076314http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53367076314Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:49:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peturparkur.tumblr.com/post/28682228479/everdeens-we-all-agree-that-josh-hutcherson">peturparkur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://everdeens.tumblr.com/post/28682164699/we-all-agree-that-josh-hutcherson-looks-like">everdeens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87tmzerpk1ql8mdt.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>im not sure how</p> <p><em>but i can see it</em></p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53033048479http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53033048479Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:44:44 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ja-mbles.tumblr.com/post/52656773552/tree-houses-are-sick-because-ur-literally-forcing">ja-mbles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53032205727http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53032205727Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:31:09 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_EGRT4oquVE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://netbug009.tumblr.com/post/52854404185/deathgod777-this-is-the-greatest-scene-of-all">netbug009</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deathgod777.tumblr.com/post/52294098940/this-is-the-greatest-scene-of-all-time">deathgod777</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is the GREATEST scene of ALL TIME</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>EVEN SILKIE. </strong></p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53004082628http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53004082628Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:26:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rococokokoro.tumblr.com/post/52910651493/wait-is-that-a-doodle-of-his-girlfriend">rococokokoro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/711177c386c2dfc6187365daf8269048/tumblr_inline_mocyziLMq51qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>wait </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/049cebe14ee026002360c3e28daca3f7/tumblr_inline_mocz1fNr5d1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>is that </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dcef50d444fad873c8bda74b737de50/tumblr_inline_mocz43EMb71qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p> a doODLE OF HIS GIRLFRIEND IN HIS NOTES </p> <p>*RIPS SHIRT* <strong>THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING GAME</strong></p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53003722470http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53003722470Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:20:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khal-ocelot.tumblr.com/post/51624873015/everywhere-is-a-bed-if-you-try-hard-enough">khal-ocelot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53003351928http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53003351928Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:13:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://johncest.tumblr.com/post/52917032704/i-almost-always-fish-the-big-fish-shadows-in-the">johncest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i almost always fish the big fish shadows in the ocean </p> <p>even though my mind is telling me “no dont thats probably a fucking sea bass” my heart is telling me “do it its probably a sea bass but do it anyway”</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53003244167http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53003244167Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:11:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34038c141b3beaf0ef567a983c245c3b/tumblr_mobi2tqkB81r0un9ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53003215618http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53003215618Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:11:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c70b0498169f95938389f140380bdde0/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff4a22492aff90766a0af3f75721722d/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43cbac88a1c87607221b1bf2860567c7/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/393830b81adc345a4b92acc6b26d4854/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab61f2160bd13e81c9a610ad799c413c/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3057b3a5f6f60fd3f8a398ff0fd299b/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7103a5864cc8ba2483942db870a536ca/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/180bca9fd2f11c042a30b829efb605ff/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd0c23f0ea6f6b4e8da7f17f7359dd48/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80426e8b663d0d1ff697c46be2c61715/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://computerheroboy.tumblr.com/post/52662586702/adult-swim-making-an-unholy-amount-of-sense">computerheroboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53003178635http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/53003178635Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:10:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc87e1b367eab48d7acabd2c500bc785/tumblr_mfzpn76NsA1s2oxpxo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avenging-sherl0ck.tumblr.com/post/52315835727/premiium-devil-inher-angeleyes">avenging-sherl0ck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://premiium.tumblr.com/post/51628775745/devil-inher-angeleyes-mc-lovin-7936">premiium</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://devil-inher-angeleyes.tumblr.com/post/51131269666/mc-lovin-7936-lightning-slowed-down-at-10-000">devil-inher-angeleyes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mc-lovin-7936.tumblr.com/post/39462131177/lightning-slowed-down-at-10-000-frames-per-second">mc-lovin-7936</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.</p> </blockquote> <p>That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen</p> </blockquote> <p>that’s crazy</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="390" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5krfvt8qS1r57iuw.jpg" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52973302196http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52973302196Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:27:28 -0400i don't understand people who aren't infinitely fascinated by weather<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me3s5fQQXC1r8z08so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://newtsplayground.tumblr.com/post/37733812328/and-he-fine">newtsplayground</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>and he fine</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52972866475http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52972866475Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:21:09 -0400Mom: Is this Firefly?<br /> Me: Yes<br /> Mom: I really like this! How many seasons are there?<br /> <br /> Me: ...Slowly starts sobbinghttp://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52971098988http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52971098988Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:55:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raptorific.tumblr.com/post/52927800793/im-so-angry-some-16th-century-asshole-wrote-god">raptorific</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’M SO ANGRY</p> <p>SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”</p> <p>AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”</p> <p>WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”</p> <p>AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”</p> <p>BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52968922525http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52968922525Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:23:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61e43c4c3d247382c33415e04efa2fd5/tumblr_moaclwLSu31rakpalo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52880442238http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52880442238Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:55:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d4113c35ec4d518a4a5a9b36d4801cd/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79e1b157153a7cdf6c1888b18b93b07b/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da264d7a6bb809b339670b227c33f332/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/349860be0890781df2ede371942f21ae/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddd95e1f25ac1202f50fa76b5c481b18/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://virusq.tumblr.com/post/52869559368/pocketostars-taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah">virusq</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pocketostars.tumblr.com/post/52685963195/taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah-clever-way-of">pocketostars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah.tumblr.com/post/50365739899/clever-way-of-getting-his-features-in-there-cr">taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Clever way of getting his features in there</p> <p>cr:  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCTbR9Taox4">thqys</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e325a53bab79d79f6474f3e3a60984dc/tumblr_inline_mo7om24fmV1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9fb9919bd48c8be2b1e9b95f1b6d8490/tumblr_inline_mo7olrVkck1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Tumblr.  Your love of butts and pancakes have finally met.  Go forth and create more beauty.</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52880058233http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52880058233Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:49:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06350e709d46c4befc789da2e1dc9aaf/tumblr_mg1aeaVXwN1ri3nyeo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80e2f54540d2293c25fa8dd80ab588a4/tumblr_mg1aeaVXwN1ri3nyeo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/52610394899/something-on-your-back-can-i-just"> </a></p>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52879834174http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52879834174Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:45:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5332b0384bfaba45c5e39cb735997ca/tumblr_mg0db0E6p61qzw0zeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5e45ede7d7b173d11fcb7cb0e6e76ae/tumblr_mg0db0E6p61qzw0zeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc6fc386a2400ec004629dc6a9554988/tumblr_mg0db0E6p61qzw0zeo5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4535995ec6532c413e208e3630ddcb3/tumblr_mg0db0E6p61qzw0zeo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div> <div> <p><small><strong>MAL</strong>: Okay, help me find our man. He’s supposed to be older, kinda stocky, wears a red sash crossways. Just help me look.</small></p> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52879813777http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52879813777Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:45:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0b014346869b39bc56fcea9ea099936/tumblr_mn4k97proy1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leupagus.tumblr.com/post/51526013035/i-think-what-i-like-best-is-how-angry-he-was-at">leupagus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I think what I like best is how <em>angry</em> he was at having to do it.</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52847218421http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52847218421Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:56:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7inyxNV7Z1rp9lbfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7inyxNV7Z1rp9lbfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7inyxNV7Z1rp9lbfo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7inyxNV7Z1rp9lbfo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7inyxNV7Z1rp9lbfo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7inyxNV7Z1rp9lbfo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7inyxNV7Z1rp9lbfo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://italktosnakes.tumblr.com/post/52820650922/itsnotsafe-toswimtoday-advertising-done-right">italktosnakes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsnotsafe-toswimtoday.tumblr.com/post/31477046275/advertising-done-right-for-sure">itsnotsafe-toswimtoday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Advertising done right. For sure.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is brilliant.</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52846786338http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52846786338Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:48:52 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seerofsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/52828665047/the-kingdom-hearts-fandom-resurges-practically">seerofsarcasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Kingdom Hearts fandom resurges, practically overtaking Animal Crossing and Pokemon in the middle of their revivals. “Our power is as old as time” they state “what is now yours was once, and always will be, ours.”</p> <p>Then comes a rumble. From the distance they begin to hear a slow shrieking. It starts low, then rises, drowning out any other noise. A cloud of grey blocks out the sun.</p> <p>The Homestucks have woken.</p> <p>All is lost.</p> </blockquote>http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52842940493http://myspacebarbroke.tumblr.com/post/52842940493Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:48:24 -0400